11/14

(Making myself a salad)
E: Mommy’s eating grass!

R: Tomorrow Owen is going to go to school with you!
E: No! I go to school, Owen goes to work!

11/15

(While moving his cup, he bumps it into a lamp)
E: ‘scuse me lamp

11/18

R: On Sunday we’re going to see Miles for his birthday. He’s turning two.
E: No! I’m two! Miles is three!

11/19

E: I want new baby! I want two babies!
R: Where will we get another baby?
E: Playground
R: You think we can just take someone else’s baby?
E: Yeah