2/2

R: Can I have a kiss?
(E headbutts me really hard in the face instead)
R: Ow!
E: You not feel well mommy?

(playing school)
E: OK, now I take attendance! Daddy is here… Owen is here… Mommy is..
R: Present!
E: Nope! You not get presents now!

2/4

(playing school, again)
E: I need to take attendance! Hmm.. Mommy is here… Daddy is here.. Ashley is not here… Jake is not here.. Chase is not here.. Jacob is not here… Miss Missy is not here.. Miss Rosie is not here… Owen is sleeping in the car.. Ashley is still not here…

2/6

(Little girl comes up to Owen at the library)
E: No! That’s my baby! Bad guy!

2/6

E: What’s Owen eating?
R: Bananas and strawberries
E: He’s not having oatmeal, or pears, or peas, or blueberries. Owen keeps changing his mind!